I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
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You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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