Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
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Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
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