The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
25 People Confess The Most Shocking Things They’ve Ever Seen In Public
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
23 People Confess Why They Don’t Talk To Their Best Friend Anymore
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?