Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Randomize
