She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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