My brother and I both agreed that your boobs are fake.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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