What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
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