he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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