we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
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i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
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I suppose drinking a cosmo at lunch alone can't look good but I mean... sometimes it's just necessary
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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