is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
you kind of just crawled on top of him. that was the point at which i became concerned with how drunk you were.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
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Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
your cat followed me a mile away from your house. if it doesn't come back, i'm sorry, but I needed to get laid tonight.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
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Apparently I came into our room and told her that there should be a zipline from our window to Walgreens so that I could get chicken noodle soup
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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