Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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