did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
You know it was a challenge blowing out the candles. It was hard to think of a wish, while drunk, with a concussion.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
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The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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