do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Guy Shares All The ‘New Discoveries’ He’s Made Since Moving In With His Girlfriend And It’s Hilariously Relatable
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Guy Accidentally Starts A Group Chat With All The Girls He’s Talking To And Gets Absolutely Roasted
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe