i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
You should know that Team Beyonce's Vagina dominated in pong last night
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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