he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
My mind's like "He's a sexist pig" but my uterus is like "YOU SHALL BEAR HIM STRONG CHILDREN"
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Randomize
