shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
your room smells of hookers.
And success
I'm jammin out to some Brit Birt, she's still my bitch, I love her crazy ass
the last three girls i tried to get with all believed in abstinence... i think gods trying to keep me from being a father
i think girls just don't want to fuck you
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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