OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
You had a beer at 10:30 this morning?
Ya, I didn't have any Tylenol.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Do you think Tom Brady went home tonight and changed his facebook status to "pink with lace"?
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
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