In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Apparently I ran up to the group of cookie-cutter blonde chicks and screamed "Delta Gamma Nuuuuuuu!" really excitedly and tried to hug them and share fake sorority stories with them.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I think I'm the only sober person in the whole bar. If you count drinking less than 10 tequilas sober.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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