she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
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walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
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I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
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You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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