Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
You ghosted you're own booty call. Wow what a sad sad man.
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