Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
Pooping to opera.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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