I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I am going to borrow your water/shock proof video camera for St. Pattys day so that if wake up next to the highway again I know why.
Ok but I hold the right to any footage of you getting slapped, puking, anything with body shots, and allowed to make a montage of it to put on youtube.
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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