I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
farters have to be the big spoon...
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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