Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Your favorite boobs are sending you seasons greetings
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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