david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
I woke up at 1pm, looked in the mirror and fist pumped...I might still be drunk
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
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You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
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because of daylight savings time I lost an hour of sex with an incredibly hot guy last night. thanks a lot farmers.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
I got arrested FOR running from the cops. In college Dad got arrested and THEN ran from the cops. So it could be worse.
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