IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
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