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Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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