Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
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I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
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Seriously, he's as bad as Joffrey. I hope this ends like Game Of Thrones did.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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