Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
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THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
I was trying to climb into what I thought was a bunk bed.. Turns out it was just a cabinet under the sink in a bathroom
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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