My first STD was from a foam party
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
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No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
She just came home holding a fire hydrant. Yes a fire hydrant.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
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