coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
So I gave him a handjob and now we aren't friends anymore
You're at Notre Dame. What did you expect?
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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