Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
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I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
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I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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