ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Yea i'm supposed to have jury duty on monday. Hope they don't mind me still being drunk.
Na you can't get charged for public intoxication unless you're outside. I checked.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
Hey, if I can't get it and you're still alive, can you get the glass out of my foot? Happy Sunday.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
