i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
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SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
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She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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