Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
this is the last time i am going to a 7am booty call
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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