I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
i will never coherently bang her
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
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I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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