Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
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Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
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STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
GOOD NEWS I CAN BRING THE VODKA IN MY LUGGAGE
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
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