I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
You were trust falling into bushes
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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