Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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