try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
When you can't finish your jumbo margarita and figure pouring it into a to go box will suffice... Midnight snack?
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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