She turned over and said "You smell like my dad, i just can't do this"
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
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I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
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When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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