He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I woke up with a solved rubics cube in my purse
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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