do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Is it appropriate to send an apology gift to his roommates for breaking the bathroom sink during crazy sex?
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