That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
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So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
To the person who left a cup of vomit in the bathroom: I commend you for your aim but you are dead to me- not an ideal birthday present.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
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Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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