Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Damn Instagram explore page. I am six months in to some girl I don't even know.
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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