just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I can only send "I want your dick" texts to so many guys before I accidentally over-book myself. I need a day planner.
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
It's shark week go big or go home
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
Randomize
