You Definitely drank the goldfish bowl like it was a giant margarita
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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