the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
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The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
You won't wear your Santa suit, I can't get trashed, and you won't use handcuffs! This is the worst Christmas EVER.
We fucked on shrooms. It's like his dick was a beam of light and when I came I turned into a prism and my orgasms were made of rainbows.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
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The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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