Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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