Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I can make a handprint turkey for extra credit in history. I feel like the word college should be in quotes on the school letterhead.
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
he just told me i make him happier than drugs. that's some serious shit right there
3rd rule of buttsex she must be clean and shower recently
and skipped dinner
Dude I reek of $2.50 pitchers, $1 off/pack marlboro cigs, and fear.
Fear?
FEAR.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
I was just randomly reminded of the night you were wrapped up in a bed sheet carrying a full bottle of cookie dough vodka and warning neighbors of the weirdos running around
How does one acquire holy water?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
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