My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
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I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Lets go see if some hobos will give us a prostate massage for a 40 ounce.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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