i was born a porn star she said
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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