So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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