I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
is it weird that i feel like i won the break up because my status change got two comments and his got zero?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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