weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
blah blah blah they called me an alcoholic because I threw my beer at a Jesus freak. it was for the best
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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