are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I cockslap morals
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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