Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
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He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
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The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Just packed vodka and spare underwear into my purse- totally set for watching the hockey with him tonight
Will exercising make me less horny?
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