More tranny stories later!
I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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